Bowflex and whatever.

I'm about to go outside and bring in pieces of the Bowflex I ordered in the beginning of January. I can't lift the entire 240lb box ...that's why I ordered the Bowflex. You know, so I'll be strong enough to lift other Bowflexes, which is my dream. Yeah, never mind.

I like to think that I ordered it so I'm more healthy but the reality of it is that I want to be able to approach people, flex my enormous biceps and automatically be friends. For some reason I've come to believe that's how it works, but when I see other people who don't have much muscle making friends pretty easily it confuses me. I'm stick thin, they're stick thin, I don't have friends, they do. What? I think I know why though. It's what's on the inside that counts, but isn't every "lesson" like that supposed to be bullshit?

I'm just starting to notice these Poison Control Center stickers everywhere. They've been there for a while, since my sister unsuccessfully tried to overdose on anti-depressants (irony?), but I don't recall this many. Oh well.

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